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{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}