Samuel Alejandro García Sepúlveda is a Mexican lawyer and politician serving as the governor of Nuevo León. A member of the Citizens' Movement party, he served as a local deputy in the Congress of Nuevo León from 2015 to 2018 and represented Nuevo León in the Senate from 2018 to 2020.
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