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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}

{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}

{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}

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